Shultz

Relax your mind, lay back and groove with mine.

Sep 27

Sep 24

123jaclyn321:

zurashisu:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

thediamondthatlived:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

I don’t know. What?

a condescending con descending.

get out

That was beautiful

(via stangscartoonsandlols)


Sep 22


Sep 18

perspectave:

i can’t wait until i’m older and have a serious relationship like think of how much fun that would be every single night would be like a sleepover with your best friend and you could make pancakes at 3 in the morning and uncontrollably snuggle when you’re bored  

(via runningaround-in-circles)


foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

(via knockknockherecomesmycockk)


Sep 17

broodingsoul:

taco-bell-rey:

taco-bell-rey:

taco-bell-rey:

someone give me something funny to reply to this with

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and he hasn’t messaged me back since

I still do this

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Well I know what I’m going to do next time some troll hits me up on Grindr.

(via be-your-teenage-dream-tonight)


Sep 15

relahvant:

brookeeverdeen:

ohkatnisseverdeen:

frostingpeetaswounds:

remember when miley was randomly in hsm2

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BECAUSE WE VOTED ONLINE FOR WHICH HANNAH MONTANA STAR WE WANTED TO SEE CAMO AND WE ALL VOTED ON DISNEY CHANNEL DOT COM WITH PARENTS PERMISSION

i voted for her without parents permission

stand back

(via tyleroakley)


carrotwithasweettooth:

roomsofthehovse:

uuuuh-idk:

where are the notes this is beautiful

the mobile version is amazing, click on it

Seriously click on it!!

carrotwithasweettooth:

roomsofthehovse:

uuuuh-idk:

where are the notes this is beautiful

the mobile version is amazing, click on it

Seriously click on it!!

(via itsrebeccablack)


Aug 24
sluttymistletoe:

cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”
thanks

sluttymistletoe:

cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”

thanks

(via pursuitofhapppinessss)


Aug 18

(via takemehooome)


Aug 17


lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here


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